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The love story of Ralph and Edna. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you in their own way. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the...

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Little Johnny was failing his classes so his mom decided to put him in a Catholic school. About a month later when Little Johnny’s mom received his report card he got all A’s and B’s. Astonished, Little Johnny’s mom asked him “How did you get all these good grades?” Little Johnny replied “Well, when...

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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh,...

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